Welcome to the worst blog ever

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

cornsaladsurprise:

tomhiddledong:

what the fuck is “”“young money”“” 

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burritobb:

Modern romance.

burritobb:

Modern romance.

unclefather:

*elementary school*

kid 1: whatcha doing

kid 2: eating chocolate

kid 1: where’d ya get it

kid 2: doggy dropped it

*8 years later*

me: they were eating poop

trillaryclinton:

illumahottie:

Bye

it looked like someone deep fried this meme

trillaryclinton:

illumahottie:

Bye

it looked like someone deep fried this meme

ruinedchildhood:

me as a parent