Welcome to the worst blog ever

brook:

quite possibly the greatest series of tweets ever made by my friend fuckmountain69

diamoncls:

I FUCKED UP

diamoncls:

I FUCKED UP

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

twerkingderp:

iconic

lindsaylohansmugshot:

once McDonald’s french fries get cold there’s no going back sorry theyre practically inedible

slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

make-em-mad:

lmfao STOP

make-em-mad:

lmfao STOP